Venue: The Ritz-Carlton Ballroom
Address: 600 Stockton St. @ California St., Nob Hill, SF
Cuisine: Eclectic
Date Last Visited: December 16, 2007
Dining Partners: The Fam Bam
I’m a lucky charm. Really, I am. If you want something to eat, I will either cook something up for you or scour through my memories and suggest a place. I basically eat, breathe, love, feel food 24/7. Now let me tell you why I am a lucky charm. 17 years ago in April, there was a grand opening for a luxury hotel in Nob Hill. That hotel was the Ritz-Carlton. In the next coming years, this hotel would be the only hotel in San Francisco to win five diamond and five star awards at the same time. This hotel is an extraordinary temporary home for celebrities, dignitaries, diplomats, royalty alike. I myself have stayed at this location as well as the ones in Half Moon Bay and Pasadena, and the service is flawless. But I digress. Now let me tell you why I am a lucky charm. 17 years ago, this hotel was the grandest hotel of all. The staff was hired the month before, and my Momma was one of the lucky ones to be hired. And when did she get hired? On my 7th birthday. She missed half of my birthday party because she was at the hotel. That is why I am a lucky charm. =) For nearly 17 years, my Momma has worked at this outstanding establishment, and it certainly does not hurt to be related to someone who does.
For the past 3 years, I missed the annual Christmas party due to work. Since I took some time off this December, I finally got to go back. Prior to those 3 years, I went ever years since I was 7. Walking through those ballroom doors brought back so many memories. I am a Ritz Brat: attending Momma’s award ceremonies as a youngin’ and dining on high-class things I had never seen before, like terrines and napoleon desserts (quite a difference from the customary cheeseburger and fries), eating a sushi brunch at the Terrace for my little sister’s birthday, spending nights here and eating warm scones with strawberries, Devonshire cream, and whipped cream at the Club Lounge for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I love it. My next venture is The Dining Room, baby! I have met so many people who have worked here, and though I do not remember all of them, I know that each of them has been an integral part that kept this hotel going for this many years. So seeing those people again and having them comment of how much I have grown and matured was awesome. Some of these folks I have known since the grand opening.
So we walk in and I am in awe because the ballroom was transformed into a place where families and friends can catch up, take pictures with Santa, and most importantly binge on the offerings the Ritz chefs prepared. Of course, this is not Chef Seigel food. There was no Maine lobster with shiso puree or sashimi of live spot prawns with yuzu and pink peppercorn gelée. Come to think of it, I do not think Chef Seigel was there either. There were kids, so the menu had to be very family-friendly. So let’s begin shall we?
Let’s talk beverage. Like I said before this is a family event, so there was no open bar (wish there was though!). Along the back wall was your hot beverages like hot chocolate, hot apple cider, coffees, and assorted teas:

And then you have your sodas. There were Cokes and Sprites, Fiji and Pellegrino waters, but check at the presentation. I think it is these minute touches that can send a typical hotel stay over the edge and into some sort of paradise. These details that say, “Hey, we’re doing this for YOU.” Only at the Ritz. Only at the Ritz.

Okay, onto the food. It was buffet-style, which was great because you can go and get as much food as you wanted. Like I mentioned before, this is not 5-star food by any means, but it was tasty!

There was a small salad buffet with your usual greens and prepared salad like potato salad and what I found interesting, a Hawaiian macaroni, macadamia nut and ham salad. Unfortunately I did not get to sample much of this table, except for the potato salad, which was good. Nothing to write home about, though.

They seem to do this every year. They always have some sort of Chinese food. Hey, with Chinatown down the street, why not?

This was the fried rice. All it had in it was corn, egg, and peas. No meat. I guess this was made with vegetarians in mind. It was okay. I personally think I can make it better, and it was certainly not as good as fried rice from a real Chinese restaurant. C’mon, let’s get real here: a French-inspired hotel making Chinese food? I think not. I’m Pinay, so this rice was better than no rice. It was just, meh.

I did not have any of the dim sum because I have it a lot already in my everyday life. I would not be surprised if they called up a dim sum place along Grant or Jackson to send over 200 pink boxes filled with assorted dim sum.

Now this I believe was made in-house. It was a chicken stir-fry with red and yellow bell peppers, onions, mushrooms, and chicken in a soy-based sauce. Nothing like an authentic wok-stir-fried dish from Grant Avenue, but like the fried rice, it was okay. I think they were careful not to make anything too extreme in a particular flavor, like sour or spicy, because they have to cater to everyone’s palette. I would have loved for this to have some spicy kick to it. Panda Express has more punch.

This was a simple bow-tie pasta in a vegetarian tomato sauce. When this was gone, a tortellini dish replaced it. I preferred the cheese-filled tortellini over this, but it’s nothing I can’t prepare at home.

Now this was the object of my desire. The giant beef roast. It’s carved to order and depending on the location of the meat on the bone is how done it is. Closer to the skin is more done than the meat on the bone, of course. I asked for both a well and rare piece and they happily obliged. Gravy, horseradish sauce, and rolls were available to accompany the meat, as well.

They also had a kid’s buffet with pizza and hot dogs. My Godson Nu-Nu seemed to enjoy their pizza very much. I did not have a sample, however.

They also had a big pan of curly fries. Now you know the Fam Bam and I jumped on that. Us and fries are destined to be together. Forever.

Now onto desserts! This was probably the part of the buffet that I was most excited about. There was so much to choose from like the breads, pound cakes, and homemade caramel popcorn pictured above (which I didn’t try sadly).

Fudgey brownies and nutty blondies. It’s great how you get the best of both worlds here.

Miniature chocolate tarts, some topped with raspberries and crushed pistachios, and the others topped with unidentifiable orange balls.

Baby lemon meringue tarts…oh, I couldn’t wait for this one.

Snickers and Butterfinger candy bars, Oreo cookies and marshmallows…accoutrements for this BEAUTIFUL sight:

The most perfect chocolate fountain I had ever seen in my entire life. It was a fountain that came straight from chocolate Heaven. You just use the provided wooden stakes to stab a marshmallow and baptize it in the chocolate. OhHhHhHhHhHhHh…

This was a plate of the carved roast that I had. The carver gave me a piece of rare and medium-well/well piece. Surprisingly, both (even the well piece) was very juicy and tasty. You all know how much I love meat. The gravy I poured overtop and the horseradish I dolloped to the side were perfect accompaniments. I loved using the roll to sop up all the juices and sauce. Yeah, you bet I went back for seconds!

This was a plate of the blondie, brownie and chocolate tart. The blondie was nice and sweet due to its butter and brown sugar base. Chopped walnuts were added in the batter, as well. Nice and rich without being too much. The brownie on the other hand was so chocolaty and decadent. There is that nice fudge crust that forms on the top during baking that I love so much, and the brownie itself was soft and rich. I took one bite and I was done. If you are a chocoholic, this probably has the right amount of chocolate for you. I preferred the blondie over the brownie. The tart was not one of my favorites either. I bit into the crust, which was like a shortbread. Sweet and incredibly buttery. The chocolate in the middle was made with dark or semi-sweet chocolate. I’m partial to milk or white chocolate. Since my cousin Jenn said, “I love dark chocolate!” I gave it to her.

Now this tart is something else. The crust was similar to the chocolate tart’s, it being like a shortbread/cookie-type crust. I am not too much of a fan of the meringue, so I put the white cloud to the side. I did have a bite of it however, and it was light as air. As I was eating it, I could not help but think of the lemon cream tart I had at Tartine Bakery. A lot of the lemon tarts out there have a gelatinous lemon curd on it that is often harsh and has a strange texture. This tart’s lemon filling was refreshing and smooth. The best dessert out of the entire selection. I went to get another one, but they were all gone, to be replaced by a flavorless flan and what looked like a raspberry-chocolate cake that I did not sample because I do not do raspberries.
Though the food here was so-so, it was still so fun to see people I have not seen in so long and to participate in the activities. What?! A dance contest?! I was SO there. It sure is great to be a Ritz Brat. And the best part? It was all FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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