How Embarrassing

*phone vibrating in pocket*

I check phone.

"Mom's Work"

Hi, Mom.

*silence*

Hello?

Hello?

A guy? Who the heck is this?

Hello, this is ------- from The Dining Room at the Ritz Carlton.

Oh!!! I'm sorry, my mom works at the Ritz, too and I thought it was her calling! *laughs* I'm so sorry!

*laughs* Oh, it's okay, I just wanted to confirm your reservation for tomorrow night at 6:00.

Oh yes!

We look forward to seeing you.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I'm going to the Ritz!

Hahahahahaha.

Okay, I'll stop now.